On the “Neurosceptic blog” i’ve found the wonderful post “The 9 circles of scientific hell“.

I’m certainly locked in the Seventh Circle, the “Non-Publication of Data”: “Here sinners are chained to burning chairs in front of desks covered with broken typewriters. Only if they can write an article describing their predicament, will they be set free. Each desk has a file-drawer stuffed full of these, but the drawers are locked.”